Cow Stress
Gray / XL
$20.00
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Cow Stress
$20.00
💩👊 The world's most effective personal development tool. Finally.
Therapists won't tell you this. Life coaches won't either. But we will: sometimes people just need a good handful of cow fertilizer thrown at them to finally grow up.
Your neighbor who still hasn't returned your lawnmower? Splat. Your coworker who replies-all to every email? Splat. That one cousin at every family reunion? You already know. Splat.
Scientifically speaking, cow fertilizer makes things grow. We're just applying that logic to human beings. The results may vary. The satisfaction will not.
Disclaimer: Midwest Bikers Designs does not officially endorse throwing poop at people. Unofficially? We get it. 🤷
- Premium, nutrient-rich cow fertilizer
- Great for gardens, lawns, and personal vendettas