Dragon Checkout

🐉☕ Meet Gerald, the most distracted dragon in all the realm.

It's a perfectly ordinary Tuesday morning. Gerald is just trying to enjoy his coffee, check out of the inn, and be on his way to terrorize a village or two. Simple dragon stuff.

But then it happens — he catches a glimpse of his own magnificent tail in the mirror behind the front desk. Is that... a new scale pattern? Has it always done that? He sets down his coffee. The innkeeper waits. The line grows. Gerald cannot stop staring at his own butt.

"Sir, are you checking out?"
"...In a moment."

Wear this shirt and let the world know: sometimes you just gotta stop and appreciate yourself, even if it holds up the whole checkout line. 🔥

• Soft, comfortable tee perfect for coffee runs and self-admiration
• Bold graphic print that starts conversations
• Available in multiple sizes